A few years back, when my parents were still Youth Hostelling, they stayed at Arnside Hostel. My Mum was despatched off to a women’s dormitory and the warden gave my Dad instructions to his dormitory. My Dad went up to the floor he’d said but noticed that all the rooms seemed to be full of women. Coming from an age where ladies and gentlemen didn’t mix overnight unless they were married (unlike bunkhouses nowadays where you can be sharing a room with a stranger of either sex), he hurriedly averted his eyes and rushed back downstairs.
“They’re all women up there!” he exclaimed to the warden in a shocked and horrified voice.
The warden turned to his mate and said,
“I wonder how old you have to be to get like that?”
A quick shot of my Dad in his younger, male-model days! 
